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Friday, 12 September 2014

Referendum 2014, #indyref

Or: A southern Northerner looks north

In just a week's time, my home for the first half of my life will be voting on whether it should secede from my home for the second half of my life. Before the result is known, I thought that it might be a useful exercise for me to record my views on such a momentous subject. In no small part so that I can't rewrite my personal history in the future to suit the outcome of the referendum vote. But also because it's a subject that's probably exercised most Scots across most of their lives to some degree. As such, opinionated I most certainly am.

So, where to start? I suppose the obvious place is "which way would I vote?". Which is perhaps not-so-obvious since, as a long-time resident of England, I don't actually have a vote [*1]. But glossing over this mere technical detail, what's my overall take on the question at the heart of the rapidly-approaching referendum: "Should Scotland be an independent country?" I'd like to be able to say that I'm somewhat ambiguous on the subject, that I can see and appreciate that it's not a simple question, but, quibbles asides, I'm firmly in the "No, thanks" camp.

A big part of this for me is that my gut reaction to expressions of nationalism of any stripe is to suspect (and usually find) bigoted small-mindedness. Or, worse, malevolent insularity and racism. This is exactly how I feel about English nationalism - that has always struck me as a veil shielding underlying National Front-esque racism. I don't see Scottish nationalism in anywhere near the same way [*2], but I do still find that this is often cloaked (credit where credit's due: it's not hidden) in transparently ridiculous anti-English sentiments. Either way, nationalism for me is always to be treated suspiciously.

A larger part can simply be bracketed under the heading "Identity". When I was young, Scotland's relative insularity and resulting homogeneity meant that it was actually difficult for me to identify what being Scottish actually meant - I was simply constantly awash in it. By the time I was old enough to see further afield, all I could see of Scottish identity was an anti-English, chip-on-its-shoulder attitude that was pretty far from progressive (though some of this was understandable under the evil Iron Lady). Going first to university in Scotland, and then to England itself (by way of a formative stint in Los Angeles), exposed me to much more diversity and gave me more perspective, as well as the realisation (rightly or wrongly) that my values were more broad British than provincial Scots [*3]. And down the years this has stuck - quite possibly in no small measure because I've been south of Hadrian's Wall for so long.

By "identity" here, I'm thinking of the whole gamut, rather than the minutiae. So cultural touchstones like literature, cinema and art, in which I discern variability but certain common threads across the United Kingdom. The BBC, as a specific example, looms large on this front (melodramatically, I might even say I'd die for this National Treasure were it not for the likes of Strictly). But I'd also include the gloomy, sarcastic, ironic sense of humour of the UK - again, it varies, but it also unifies (even if the Scottish variety can be a bit more sweary). There's simply something reassuring to me that two people from opposite ends of Britain can agreeably moan on about the Tories, the trains or how the former is running the latter (not to mention the NHS) into the ground [*4].

A deeper part of this - again, for me, your mileage may vary - is what we think of when we think of "history". More or less everything that I think of under this is the modern history of the UK as a whole. And I'm not just thinking of the "admirable" bits like WW2 - to me, Britain's malign history as an imperial power is at least as an important part of things too [*5]. All of it binds the whole of the United Kingdom together, and it's not possible (for me, at least) to credibly think of separate pasts for England and Scotland. True, there's what I call "Braveheart history", over-emphasised in high school [*6], but it relates to a past that's simply too remote and too alien relative to the present-day to have any real meaning for it. In short, when I think of national history, I think of British history, for better and for worse.

A more minor part of my "Better Together" [*7] sentiments stems from the fact that I simply abhor secessionism. In a world blithely walking into a climatically-compromised Anthropocene age, few organisational things strike me as more stupid than having to put more chairs around the table when things are getting sorted out. As such, the proposed secession of Scotland from the United Kingdom seems unlikely to facilitate any efforts in global governance. Not, of course, fatally (splitting the UK isn't like splitting the US would be), but a complication that the world would arguably be better off without [*8]. This is, of course, allied to my unfashionable One World State views, so can be discounted as such.

A related reductio ad absurdum I'd make is why not continue seceding all the way down to the region, town, family, individual? Take Thatcher at her word, decry "Society", and continue devolving further. Of which, I can't help but raise an eyebrow at the stifling - by no less than the Scottish Parliament itself - of an attempt (admittedly by some cranks) for a further referendum aimed at separating (oil-rich) Orkney and Shetland from the Scottish mainland. What's good enough for the goose ...

Leaving aside these mere feelings about the place of Scotland within the United Kingdom, I'm sure most of us with a dog in this race have also considered practicalities. As reports on the news (the BBC, naturally) have been constantly been reporting, it is, however, difficult to work out how these stack up. There are simply too many if ... then ... else loops in the wider economy for anyone to be sure. Chances are, Scotland can almost certainly make a good fist of it - plenty of other similarly-sized countries do. But, equally, it's difficult not to see dark clouds such as demography, currency confusion [*9], stranded assets and nervous investors as being at least on the horizon. And just because there are already successful countries of the same size, it doesn't follow that Scotland can immediately transition into one of them. What if it takes decades? Anyway, where people fall on the hope-fear axis is liable to steer their decisions on this score. And I do think it would be wrong to focus too much on the fear side - always leaning this way would stop one getting out of bed in the morning.

Anyway, this is rambling on far too long (no change there then ...). I've other, lesser grumbles, not to mention some bitterness at the thought of my fellow Scots cutting and running and leaving us stuck with harder-to-dislodge Tories (on which particular point, I think Irvine Welsh's excellent essay puts me in my place), but it's hardly helpful discussion or constructive criticism. In a week the truth will out. If "no", then I'll be a little bit relieved, and will be hoping that the nationalists take defeat gracefully and wait a generation before revisiting secession again. If "yes", well, things will be interesting. But it's not for nothing that the saying "May you live in interesting times" is viewed as a curse.


[*1]: Which I'm totally OK about - I haven't lived in Scotland for more than 20 years now (though have probably racked up more than 6 months there in that time). But there's a little bit of me niggled at the possibility of having my nationality changed underneath me.

[*2]: In part, I suspect that the key difference here is that Scottish nationalism is not a minority pursuit. As such, its racists (and there are some) are completely diluted out. Meanwhile, English nationalism has been associated with racists for so long (decades?) that it's at the point that racism is basically assumed (English Defence League anyone?), and it thankfully languishes as a niche pursuit.

[*3]: Which is not to say that England doesn't have its own provincialism to deal with, or that Britain is necessarily always broad in its outlook. There are plenty of recent and not-so-recent examples to the contrary.

[*4]: The NHS itself is highly symbolic of unity across Britain. For most people, much more so than the BBC. And the attitude that accompanies the NHS, namely that only nations of savages would do without such a shining beacon (that, to be fair, occasionally requires polishing), is also - for me - a hallmark of national unity.

[*5]: Skeletons in our national closet, while embarrassing to say the least, are useful reminders of the limits and follies of national pride. There's something dislikeable about cultures that gloss over their shortcomings, that prize a muscular patriotism over the harbouring of occasional self-doubts. Scotland, if it does become independent, needs to be wary of this. The campaign has, at times, brought out a lot of alpha-male posturing on the assumed magnificence and exceptionalism of Scotland.

[*6]: Of Braveheart itself, well, I can't let this pass by unremarked. Less so, because of its ghastly (and intermittently inaccurate) hagiography of the life and times of William Wallace, but more because the film has become a grubby touchstone for a particularly unthinking form of nationalism. Without wishing to be rude about Scotland's heroes, I'm pretty sure that they wouldn't recognise the modern nations of Scotland or England, or empathise with the disgruntlement of contemporary nationalists. They'd probably mostly be wondering about where their servants were. Much as England is about the Magna Carta, there's a lot of weight put on history that has only a tangential bearing on our world today.

[*7]: Who came up with this? Admittedly, selling the status quo is difficult at the best of times (hope beats fear), but this just sounds crass.

[*8]: I will, of course, draw a veil over Scotland's role in future climate change measures when its balance book appears to be relying on oil money to keep on an even tiller, and when its nationalist demagogues decry nuclear power.

[*9]: This seems a tricky one to me. Sure, Scotland can keep the pound, but what's the point of being independent if your economy is at the mercy of decisions made elsewhere? Admittedly, this is arguably not dissimilar to the situation Scotland's in now anyway, but there'd be little incentive in the future for said decisions-made-elsewhere to factor it in at all after independence. Plus, how wise is it to use the same currency as your much larger neighbour that you've possibly just pissed off?

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Political Compass

Just updated my map of the political persuasions of Flickr members. Looks like the website is still a haven for communist anarchists. It could be worse, I suppose.

Thursday, 2 June 2011

Desert Island Discs

In spite of the recent receipt of some scandalous information, we've still been sufficiently intrigued by Desert Island Discs' listener survey to establish the nation's Desert Island Discs to have a go ourselves (not least because I've touched on this before).

Given that my list of musical favourites fluctuates every time I think about it, my approach was to brainstorm a long list, then thin to a shorter one. Having my iPod to hand, I was able to quickly run through the list of tracks I've listened to most times ...
  • Electrolite OR Near Wild Heaven, R.E.M.
  • Dear Hearts and Gentle People, Bob Crosby and the Bobcats
  • Pornographer’s Dream OR It Makes Me Wonder OR When Heroes Go Down, Suzanne Vega
  • Road To Nowhere OR (Nothing But) Flowers, Talking Heads
  • Wish You Were Here OR Great Gig In The Sky, Pink Floyd
  • Up On The Roof, The Drifters
  • Kanada’s Death, Pt. 2, John Murphy
  • Hey Ya!, OutKast
  • Avril 14th, Aphex Twin
  • The Other Side, Michael Nyman
  • Candy Everybody Wants, 10000 Maniacs
  • God Moving Over The Face Of The Waters, Moby
  • Hoppipolla, Sigur Ros
  • Sunday Morning, Velvet Underground
  • Sinnerman, Nina Simone
  • Learning To Fly, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
  • Waiting For The Great Leap Forward, Billy Bragg
  • Like A Rolling Stone, Bob Dylan
  • Waking Up, Elastica
  • Heaven Sent, INXS
  • Parklife OR Coffee And TV OR Trimm Trabb, Blur
  • Warriors Of The Wasteland, FGTH
  • Is It Like Today?, World Party
  • Modern Love, David Bowie
  • You Got The Love, Candi Staton
  • Spring (Allegro), Antonio Vivaldi [Gil Shaham & Orpheus]
  • Moonlight Sonata, Ludwig van Beethoven
Thinning down was easy at first, but got progressively more difficult as I needed three, then two, then one final track. Worse, I found myself almost subconsciously juggling priority to ensure a balance of old and new, trendy and obscure, throwaway and worthy. So in the end, I more or less brainstormed the brainstormed list, and tried to think as little as possible about each track. Doubtless the list will change by, say, tomorrow, but it's a bit more honest that what my subconscious was secretly fashioning ...
  1. Electrolite, REM
  2. When Heroes Go Down, Suzanne Vega
  3. Road To Nowhere, Talking Heads
  4. Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd
  5. Like A Rolling Stone, Bob Dylan
  6. Spring (Allegro), Antonio Vivaldi [Gil Shaham & Orpheus]
  7. Waiting For The Great Leap Forward, Billy Bragg
  8. God Moving Over The Face Of The Waters, Moby
Meanwhile, I put C on the spot, and whittled a list out of her in just a few short minutes. The first four came easy, and while the latter ones required a bit more thought, she still got there much faster than I did. And, I suspect, much more honestly (it's certainly more interesting). One thing that we did think about was how much the resulting list should reflect musical preference, and how much the choices should reflect memories. I plumped for about 50:50, and used this to leverage C's final tracks out of her ...
  1. My Girl, The Temptations
  2. Brown Eyed Girl, Van Morrison
  3. Your Song, Billy Paul
  4. Midnight Train To Georgia, Gladys Knight and the Pips
  5. Canon in D, Johann Pachebel
  6. See My Baby Jive, Wizzard
  7. Stand Down Margaret, The Beat
  8. Don't Stop Me Know, Queen
Anyway, the survey closes tomorrow, and a special programme on the nation's choices is planned for the 11th June. So we'll soon know what the Venn diagram linking the lists above to that general public's looks like. I'm not expecting much overlap. Nessun Dorma is bound to be on it, Bohemian Rhapsody might well make it, and I live in mortal fear of Imagine making a highly-rated appearance. The horror.



P.S. Deditos - looking forwards to reading the well-crafted DID list that you alluded to previously ...

Saturday, 6 November 2010

Fifteen in Fifteen

Prompted by Dave, the biggest music-lover I know, I cobbled together my fifteen most memorable albums in fifteen minutes for a facebook challenge he sent around. Rather than let it disappear under the ever-rising tide of facebook posts, I thought I'd reproduce it here. In part so that I can check up from time to time on whether I'd still concur with it. Anyway, it's organised here chronologically to avoid an agonising bubble sort that would take me far outside the required fifteen minute time-frame.
  • Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band, The Beatles, 1967
  • Dark Side of the Moon, Pink Floyd, 1973
  • Welcome to the Pleasuredome, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, 1984
  • Graceland, Paul Simon, 1986
  • Life's Rich Pageant, R.E.M., 1986
  • The Raw and the Cooked, Fine Young Cannibals, 1989
  • The Stone Roses, The Stone Roses, 1989
  • Into the Great Wide Open, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, 1991
  • 99.9F°, Suzanne Vega, 1992
  • Welcome to Wherever You Are, INXS, 1992
  • Parklife, Blur, 1994
  • Different Class, Pulp, 1995
  • Disgraceful, Dubstar, 1995
  • The Boy with the Arab Strap, Belle and Sebastian, 1998
  • Bachelor No. 2, Aimee Mann, 2000
Major omissions are Talking Heads and David Bowie, both of whom, hand on heart, I couldn't really pick out a favourite (non-compilation) album for. They both may have written some of my favourite songs, but consistency over the length of an album isn't one of their strengths.



Fifteen in Fifteen

Tuesday, 12 January 2010

Sucker for polls: how moral am I?

As a confirmed sucker for online polls, I couldn't resist this one on "moral politics" that floated passed. Although identifying one's core views with only 16 questions is unlikely to throw up anything significant, with so few questions what's to lose?

Moral_Compass

Apparently this result means that I'm positive on the "moral rules" dimension (i.e. I favour a collectivist viewpoint), and negative on the "moral order" dimension (i.e. I don't believe in a sturdy ladder of moral authority). Basically, I'm a godless communist.

Somewhat more subtle (= has more questions) is this so-called "political compass". It's a bit more arduous to complete in terms of its length, but it also has fewer questions that stumped me. As it happens, I've taken it a couple of times in the past and largely find myself stuck in the same quadrant ...

Political_Compass

Still there this time too: I'm a subversive communist who wants to replace "family values" with "anything goes". Or something.

Overall, slightly more informative than astrology, but since the latter poll has me sitting pretty with the Dalai Lama, some salt definitely needs pinching (if there's any left that's not already been ear-marked for the snowy roads).

Saturday, 12 December 2009

My carbon jackboot

I took another of these "carbon footprint" quizes. I didn't come out so badly (see here), but I suspect I've lied a bit about assorted aspects of my Earth-screwing lifestyle. Apparently, if everyone lived like me, we'd only need a little over one extra Earth-like planet to get by on. Seems a tad unlikely.

Not, of course, that I entirely trust the calculations underlying these rather rarefied quizes. Ecology has only gotten into assessing and enumerating ecosystem services in a big way in the past decade or so, so I'm a little skeptical that the assorted factors that go towards this number-of-Earths estimate are well-constrained.

Still, it's faintly informative, and probably captures something about our lifestyles. That said, my ecologically-minded friend AMG managed to rack up 5 Earths! I seriously doubt that I'm 3 Earths more virtuous.

Carbon footprint

Wednesday, 12 August 2009

Failed Briton

It's been confirmed at last: I'm a failure as a British citizen. I took the test but barely managed to scrape half-marks, which surely comfortably tags me up for imminent deportation ...

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 12 out of 24 (50%)

Time taken: 04 minutes 22 seconds


I can't be sure why I failed (the site doesn't help you there), but some of the questions were pretty strange. For instance, there were a number that could only be answered by demographers familiar with census data, and a couple of others that asked the test subject to select the correct of several similar-sounding organisations. But the overwhelming problem, as far as I could see, was that they tested knowledge of irrelevant or arcane British factoids.

I seriously doubt that, despite being a UK citizen, I'm unusual in failing the test. It's the sort of thing that's sufficiently poorly-judged that one begins to question the wider credibility of government activities.

Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Who to hate in May

Which ideological foe is doing best at the moment?

Wednesday, 6 February 2008

Drug of choice

Which drugs are this week's uppers, and which are this week's downers? Following on from last night's Horizon programme on the 20 most dangerous drugs, how are 15 of them performing in the news?

Friday, 1 February 2008

Which plankton groups are in the news this week?

I found this quality application for creating popularity league tables for arbitrary lists of items. True to the name of this blog, I've tried to work out who's hot, and who's not, in the plankton world.